Take me to the 1950's.
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
Same with Shrek one
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*
if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?